are you a bot?

because if you are, this is going to be awkward.

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what is this?

01

real people

we checked. there are still humans out there. they're welcome here.

02

no performance

somewhere along the way, everything became an audition. we'd like to opt out.

03

we pay attention

we think people are worth noticing. that's the whole thing.

curious?

be the first to know when we're ready.

no spam. just one email when it's time.
for people who get it before everyone else

work with us

we're looking for part-time interns and collaborators who understand internet culture and know how attention actually works online. paid. remote. flexible.

social media interns

run pages, spot trends early, understand internet culture, and build an audience from scratch. all content is faceless — no need to post yourself.

content creators / influencers

if you make content people actually want to watch, follow, or share, we'd love to talk about paid collaborations. instagram-first is ideal.

apply

no cover letter. no cv. just this.

we'll get back to you if we think there's a fit.